joke

susita · על ידי **susita** » 29 מרץ 2006, 20:35

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr.
>Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery.
>Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr.
>Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated
>with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity."
>So, he removed it, stuffed it, put it into his briefcase, and took it
>home
>" I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife,
>opening his briefcase.
>"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"

ליאור45 · על ידי **ליאור45** » 30 מרץ 2006, 04:02

May the Schwartz be with you.

יונה · על ידי **יונה** » 30 מרץ 2006, 06:37

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt ... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy.." "And here I am."

susita · על ידי **susita** » 30 מרץ 2006, 17:13

יונה אתה פשוט גדול

advocate · על ידי **advocate** » 31 מרץ 2006, 17:51

אתם נוראיים... :lol:

ליאור45 · על ידי **ליאור45** » 31 מרץ 2006, 18:30

http://www.haslik.co.il/forums/viewtopic.php?t=3097

ליאור45 · על ידי **ליאור45** » 02 אפריל 2006, 16:52

The Israeli Ambassador to the UN began, "Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I want to relay an old Passover story to all of you... When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt toward the Promised Land, he had to go through the nearly endless Sinai desert... The people became thirsty and needed water. So Moses struck the side of a mountain with his cane and a pond appeared with crystal clean, cool water. The people rejoiced and drank to their hearts' content. Moses wished to cleanse his whole body, so he went over to the other side of the pond, took all of his clothes off and dove into the cool waters. Only when Moses came out of the water he discovered that all his clothes had been stolen ... And I have reasons to believe that the Palestinians stole his clothes."
The Palestinian delegate, hearing this accusation, jumps out of his seat and screams, "This is a travesty. It is widely known that there were no Palestinians at that time!!!"
"And with that in mind," said the Israeli Ambassador, "let me begin my speech.."

trooperglock · על ידי **trooperglock** » 03 אפריל 2006, 07:50

ארנולד..... הבדיחה.... לא משהו..

.מוסר ההשכל...... ענק