Joke

[susita]

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and the young nun,
> Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way
> the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not
> to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever
> he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister
> Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.
>
> "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily, "I've been saved." "Saved?
> And how did that come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Father
> John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was
> washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the
> Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."
>
> "Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.
>
> Sister Magdalene continued, "And Father John said that if the Key to
Heaven
> fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would
> be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided
> his Key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact?" said the old nun
> even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the
> pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would
> soon swell my heart with ecstasy.
> And it did, it felt so good being saved."
>
> "That wicked old bastard" said the old nun. "He told me it was
> Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years."
>