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Webart · על ידי **Webart** » 15 פברואר 2006, 20:58

Vice President Dick Cheney apparently broke the No. 1 rule of hunting: be sure of what you're shooting at.

כפי שאומרת הכותרת, סגן הנשיא ירה בשוגג בפניו וחזהו של חברו לצייד, ככה זה... אף אחד לא חסין.

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advocate · על ידי **advocate** » 16 פברואר 2006, 21:17

למה, אתה מכיר מישהו שהוא חסין מפני פגיעות רובה צייד? :roll:

itamar · על ידי **itamar** » 16 פברואר 2006, 21:35

מעניין מה היה בחבר שלו שכל כך הזכיר לו ברווז.... :roll:

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ליאור45 · על ידי **ליאור45** » 17 פברואר 2006, 02:08

משוב של העיתונות הצהובה:
Cheney sent the Texas hunting license agency a check for seven bucks to cover the license fee for his hunt on the Armstrong Ranch. The Texas license agency sent the check back with the explanation that you don't need a license in Texas to shoot lawyers.

Latenight comics:

"We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney." --David Letterman

"You can't blame [Cheney]. Bush says you can spy on people without warrants, you can torture people, you can hold people without a trial, so Dick Cheney thinks, 'Oh what the hell, I can shoot a few guys.'" --Jay Leno

"I'm surprised Dick Cheney loves to hunt so much. The five times the government tried to give him a gun, he got a deferment." --Jay Leno

"It turns out now that Dick Cheney did not have a license to hunt, and coincidentally, turns out we didn't have a license to go into Iraq."
--David
Letterman

"Remember when the most embarrassing thing to happen to a vice-president was misspelling the word potato?" --Jimmy Kimmel

"Dick Cheney accidentally shot a fellow hunter, a 78-year-old lawyer. In fact, when people found out he shot a lawyer, his popularity jumped to
92
percent." --Jay Leno

"Did you hear what Cheney said right after he fired that shot? After
he
shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?'" --Jay Leno

"When the ambulance got there, out of force of habit they put Cheney on the stretcher." --Jay Leno

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" --Craig Ferguson

"He is a lawyer and he got shot in the face. But he's a lawyer, he can use his other face. He'll be all right." --Craig Ferguson

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